


Candie decides to overlook my shortcomings, and gives me a training room run at the sex gameplay mechanic. Now this is where many women (including my wife) would roll their eyes, and I can definitely see why, but I'll save that discussion for later.
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How do I remedy this, you may ask? well you have to bed lesser women ( big girls, crack whores, and prostitutes) to work your way up to the "hotties" (the model types, and the unattainables). You correct this mistake by beating the crap out of him, and then you meet Candie who tells you that you're suffering from having a minute scrotum which prevents you from bedding the lovely ladies of Bown Town. The first cutscene is your character being urinated on by some drunk frat dawg who mistakes you for a jellyfish. You're first introduced to a options screen to determine your monitor and game settings, then you can select the race of your character, and off you go to be washed ashore of the sands of Missionary Beach. A little nervous, A little cheap, but once I finally finished my download and closed out of the site I was fine, but for me the adventure wasn't over it was just beginning. When I first went on the website to download the demo, I kind of felt like I did when I was a teenager trying to sneak a peek at the magazines in waldenbooks, or kind of how i feel now when I walk through the curtains of the back room at the local video store. Since they’ve made it so that games like ours can’t be marketed and distributed through the channels other video games use, we are starting a new industry to get this game out to our customers.” Personally, as a gamer I usually see Sex in videogames as an added lure to bring people to play what is otherwise a crappy videogame, but in all fairness I took it upon myself to try out the demo of the game, to which I bring to you my first videogame review of an A/O game. We don’t agree, and neither does our customer base of adults who are interested in games that might include themes like sex, drugs, and language. What they’re telling us is that adult games shouldn’t exist at all. The ratings boards are not telling us that these games aren’t for kids. In an article in Spong, the CEO of D-Dub had this to say
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D-Dub software has had enough of the Entertainment Software Ratings Board's (ESRB) restrictions and have decided to make their newest game BoneTown available on the internet for distribution.
